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Camelot:
The Musical
With Sir Guillaume as King Arthur
A two-disc DVD set - nearly three hours of entertainment for the whole family.$29.95 + s&h
A professional stage production full of comedy, romance and music — the portrayal of the Round Table that made us all fall in love with the Middle Ages, starring one of the Current Middle Age’s most famous knights!
For two weeks in July 2006, the American Rose Theatre in Poway, Calif., staged a professional production of Lerner & Lowe’s famous Broadway musical, Camelot. At the helm was award-winning director Loren Salter, who began his casting search by looking for someone who could play the world’s most famous king with an “air of authenticity.” By pure coincidence, Mr. Salter happened to be sitting in on a presentation on medieval armor given by Sir Guillaume at a writers’ conference ... and the rest is history!
Now you can enjoy this professional DVD production of Camelot in your home entertainment center, or on your laptop computer. For SCA members who love King Arthur and the stories of the Round Table, there is perhaps no other version of Camelot that brings these characters to live so vividly.
And what could be more fun than settling down to watch this DVD with friends or family members, then being able to point at the screen and say, “I know that guy!”?
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Guillaume’s other books and CDs
are still available:
Here Comes the Reign, Sir Guillaume!
$12.95 + s&h
Another collection of wicked, warped and wild stoires about medieval history and life in the SCA.
From jester to king, Guillaume sees the Current Middle Ages from every angle. In his second collection of humorous stories and insightful reflections, Guillaume mixes his usual assortment of irreverent tales with a “behind the scenes” look at SCA royalty, including:
• Spitting Distance from Chivalry
• Christmas Crazies: Forgotten Medieval Holiday Folklore
• Of Arms and the Knight I Sing
• To Find the SCA, Just Turn Right at Spiderman
• Fangs for the Memories: Medieval Halloween Monsters
• Reigny Days and Mondays
Click here to enjoy a sample of “Here Comes the Reign, Sir Guillaume!”
We Are Not Amused, Sir Guillaume!
Paperback, 186 pgs., $12.99
Over 2,000 copies sold!
This highly acclaimed book is a collection of Guillaume’s most memorable, irreverent and hilarious essays from his long-running column, “I Didn’t Expect An Inquisition.” The book also includes the moving tribute “The SCA After September 11” and an “Introduction for Non-SCA Members.” (Includes a foreword by Duke Armand de Sevigny, first King of Caid.)
Guillaume for the Holidays
60-minute audio CD, $9.99
Did you ever wonder where vampires came from? Who was the first to burn a Yule log? Why we color Easter eggs? How come people kiss beneath the mistletoe? And what do Romans, Vikings and alligators have to do with all of this? Sir Guillaume shares his wonderfully warped, hillariously humorous (and surprisingly factual) examinations of medieval holiday customs and folklore in this all-new collection of stories. A perfect gift for anyone who loves history, holiday trivia, or delightful comedy. (Click the cover {right} for a complete list of audio tracks.)
Selections from “We Are Not Amused!” and other Comical Tales60-minute audio CD, $8.99
Guillaume’s stories come to life as read by the author. Includes the never-before-published story, “The Trashy Side of the Middle Ages.”
Special Edition Books
(Quantities of these special books are very limited; although we do our best to
maintain a current inventory in the Market Square, we cannot guarantee the
availability of any of the following products.)
Calafia Remembers
Ring-bound, 36 pgs., $8.99
A true Collector’s Edition! Originally published to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the founding of the Barony of Calafia (San Diego), this book contains 33 treasured memories of many people who have been instrumental in the history of both Calafia and Caid. Includes essays by Baron Talanque, Duke Armand de Savingny, Duchess Diana de Savingny, Duke Guillaume de la Belgique, Duchess Felinah Memo Hazara Khan, Dame Elinore Windemere of the Moors, Master Christopher of Deauville and many others.
Calafian Meditations
Saddle stitched, 24 pgs., $3.99
This simple “prayer book” of SCA life was published by Guillaume and Felinah to commemorate their retirement as Baron and Baroness of Calafia in 1998. It includes “A Baron’s Prayer,” “Felinah’s Top 10 Things I Have Learned Upon the Throne,” “Calafia’s Little Instruction Book,” “The Cycles of Calafia” and many more. These uplifting “thoughts, affirmations and reflections” are illuminated with original designs done by the hand of Duchess Felinah.
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Or you can order “Here Comes the Reign, Sir Guillaume!” through Amazon.com. (Sadly, Amazon refuses to carry any of Guillaume’s other products, proving that they do have some standards of decency.)
